Welcome Welcome! Come on in And meet my God He's not of this world You might think Him a little odd Once you get to know Him, He'll end up being your Friend He likes to help people As if He were next-of-kin He does this thing with fire That is really pretty cool He's got this thing called the Word That is actually a great tool It's full of great advice You can use it as a guide If you follow it closely, It can even save your hide Time is almost up now Don't know if there's any to spare He will never disappoint you Come on in, if you dare